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pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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hallefuckinglujah-cas:

awkward-fallen-angel:

d-of-the-d-s-fallen-angel:

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tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does laundry but in a un-natural way*

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image Doing laudry the cute alien way

IT GOT BETTER

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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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…it gets better

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tastefullyoffensive:

My favorite unit of measurement

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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